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the person trisha paytas sang about
literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~
Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.
“Omg is that Jesus?!”
“No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”
Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway
Hey did you see Jesus went to tulum
the central figure of the gayest and dumbest man-made religion ever (aka Christianity). he is also the 1/3 of a dumb concept which makes no sense (the Holy Trinity, 3 in 1 shampoo). he gets more recognition than God Himself, his creator (really dumb innit). The most brainwashed people on earth (aka christians) have chosen to worship him, even though Jesus has never told anyone to do so. The only people who follow his teachings correctly are the Muslims.
"Please don't worship Jesus, he's just a prophet, not a god, nor part of a trinity."
me, i'm very obviously jesus
Me: Hello
Everyone: Oh my god! It's literally Jesus Christ!
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Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night
Jesus is super sexy
Moussa: Ikr!
Julissa: wow I’m so mad
Hammered to a cross and burned😂😂😂
Jesus was hammered to a cross😂😂😂😂😂