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Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
Wow I wish I was like Jake Rowley
Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?
Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.