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Half Life 2

Unbelievably awesome game.

HL2 beats 700 shades of shite out of Halo 2.

by Crowbar December 20, 2004

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Life span of an idiot

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Life span of an idiot

by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022

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Fuck my life

when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.

when you are having a bad day.

when something bad happens to you.

Crap!! I just failed my final, fuck my life.

Holy shit, Im getting fat, fuck my life.

Fuck my life, I forgot to do my assignment, motherfucker.

by Cyncyn123 January 9, 2009

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Life is a pot of beans

Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.

Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.

by TheAlienMaven January 14, 2019

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real life thug

when you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections

saad's a real life thug
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself

by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 16, 2022


rocko's modern life

A hilarious cartoon that for some gay ass reason got canceled. But it was one of the funniest ever.

Rocko's Modern Life didn't "pwned" or "owned" you fucking douche bag it ruled.

by Corb August 29, 2004

842๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck My Life

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............

Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.

by bloutnik February 13, 2017

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