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national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

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Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 6, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 18, 2019

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Sperm sucking gutter slut

An extremely nasty female who sucks sperm from random men wanting a blow job and is at the very lowest level of trash and lives in the gutter....Straight was trash!!

That girl ain't nothing more than a sperm sucking gutter slut.

by 77SSS81 August 4, 2021

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Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?

Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.

Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.

by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy April 4, 2018

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