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When Granny Goonies cobwebs get wet because she saw a picture of KD Lang lookalike and K-Pop star, Jung Kook.
Damn, Goons cobwebs are dripping. K-Pop Granny goes wild!
when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.
Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.
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When you are eating a girls booty out like groceries while she is on her period and it drips down on your tongue.
Listen, I ain't eating yo ass until your period is over, not looking for no sour drop pop.
Not quite french, but Americans use the term along with the phrase "raptor 5" quite often to replace a strong feeling of emotion that would be obvious to an onlooker, given the context..
Le pop shari, is used to fill an awkward silence or to say hello or goodbye in a text or online chatbox.
A person who uses the phrase le pop shari also uses the phrase "baby time happiness" often to exclaim, i'm sooo happy right now! "baby time love" is also used to exclaim "i love that!"
There are no limits to the ways "le pop shari" can be be effectively used.
Examples:
1. when an attractive person walks by, one might raise a brow to a friend and say "le pop shari", while gazing onward.
2. When a friend says anything to you, and a response is not immediately available or you would rather change the subject, just say "le pop shari." Two things will happen, they'll ask you what it means and you can say its french -- even though its not -- or they will ignore you and the conversation will end.
When you see a dead person lying on the street and pull out their eyeballs with the intention of putting your stiff penis in the hole. Works best when the person just died, since the popped-out eyeball leaves you with a lot of juice to help your penis go in and out smoothly.
Have you ever tried popping the eyeball? You should really keep an eye out for any dead people on the street, cause it's fucking hot.
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When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.
Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.
Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."
His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
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I opened up the site, and all these pop up ads came up
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