Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules

Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny

Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.

Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*

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First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

Boy Scout Rule of D's

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

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Rule 32-a-e

A controversial NFL rule that is famous for costing the Baltimore Ravens the an important game vs their rival, the Pittsburgh Steelers.

ROFL, You got Rule 32-a-e'd!

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Wash Sale rule

a bullshit way the man keeps you down while trying to cut losses in the stock market by taxing your puny gain 35% on the re-buy.

"haha you are a dumbass for breaking the wash sale rule, nobody does that you dumbass."

"Heads I win, Tales you lose."

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K-O-Y rule

k-o-y rule is a simple and effective method on popular applications such as Facebook chat or AIM to get annoying people to fuck off. Basically, all you do is respond "k", "o", and "y" after everything the annoying person says. They will realize that your one letter responses seem to show lack of interest in the subject at hand. Repeat if intended subject isn't fucking off

K-O-Y rule in action:
Example 1:
Jack: Hey Phillip!
Phillip: k
Jack: Wanna hang out?
Phillip: o
Jack: Well I didn't mean to be a bother...
Phillip: y
Jack: I'M LONELY OKAY?
Phillip: k

Example 2:
David: ...and then Julie started acting strange
Phillip: k
David: But I didn't finish.
Phillip: o
David: Will you stop with that??
Phillip: y

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Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

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