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A fellow who exemplifies the best douche bag in the group at that moment.
I can't believe that jerk, he's so annoying; he's the freaking man with the golden douche!
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That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
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Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
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To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.
1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.
Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.
when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe
wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!
"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"