He is a caring guy, can be very awkward . He cares about you but has a funny way of showing it.
Oh my gosh Michael ! Don’t be weird
Biggest Weenie Hut Jr. ever to live
Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.
Michaels are usally a tall, lanky, sexy man. Ginger hair, pale blue eyes that look out of this world, because you won’t see any eyes like his. Has the biggest dick you will ever see, and he is slow and gentle with his touch.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
cute girl: “omg who is that tall ginger climbing that tree over there??”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
Michael will always leave you to die with the furries
Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!
pro ultrakill player please give him money
hey Michael youre so good at ultrakill
will treat you like a princess and is good with his hands if you know what i mean😏 future dilf. has a hot morning voice and the body of a greek god but back off he’s taken😜
anyone: leah is so lucky bro- michael’s the best