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A stupid, worn-out phrase that was popular from 1990-1992 when M.C. Hammer was considered "The Genius of Hip-hop".
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Use of a computer, iPod, TV, etc. Hated by parents but loved by kids/teenagers.
Mom: Go get some exercise
Kid: no way, I'm too busy with this epic screen time!
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When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
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One time is an expression used whenever you want something important to happen. That thing that you want to happen will usually be a game tipping act- should the thing you want to happen not happen, the night/game/whatever will end up far different than it would have should that thing have happened. It is a verb that expresses the desire for an action to occur.
It is used in hockey: a slap shot that comes directly off of a pass
It has shown up in movies and music: in the Little Giants this dialogue occurs:
Danny O'Shea: And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves...
Tad: One time.
Rudy Zolteck: One time.
Junior Floyd: Smiles Yeah... one time!
2-Pac uses one time in his song "All About You."
1. A baseball game between the Angels and Yankees is tied 3-3 in extra innings. You want the Yankees to win. The Yankees are at bat and the bases are loaded. A-Rod steps up the the plate, when the pitch is delivered you scream "ONE TIME," because it will only take one hit for the game to be won by the Yankees. Should that hit not occur, the game will end up differently.
2. At a party, your friend is hitting on a girl he has long had a crush on. If he kisses this girl, and she accepts his kiss, he will end up hooking up with her- an obviously desirable outcome. He moves in, from across the room you scream "ONE TIME," she kisses back. They leave the party and go to his apartment.
3. A beirut game is tied with each team having 1 cup left each. You shoot the ping pong and scream "ONE TIME" as the ball flies through the air, because it will only take one cup to win.
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slang used instead of sex, usually by nerds or people who are to embarresed to say sex out loud infront of people.
Kyrstin: If you could ask me any one question and i awnsered 100% truthfully what would it be?
Billy: Will you have Sexy Time with me?
Kyrstin: No you pervert! What are you thinking u stank ass fag!!?
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what facebook is
"Facebook is a time suck! I posted a funny picture after dinner and all of a sudden it's midnight!"
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The time in which one is in the air.
DID YOU SEE MJ's AIR TIme?! OMFG!!!
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