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War wohl nix

Passive-aggressive confession of failure.

"War wohl nix"
-"War echt nix"

by Lenosapiens April 14, 2018


World War Zimmerman

the third episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park

In its original American broadcast, World War Zimmerman was watched by 2.056 million overall households, according to Nielsen Media Research. The episode received a 1.2 rating/5 share among adults aged between 18 and 49.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023


2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

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1st Jiafei War

A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.

The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.

by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022


Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 2, 2022


intergalactic war mask

See iron war mask.

I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch.

by The Grand Vizier June 12, 2008


World War I

The war where everyone blamed Germany, even though they didn't even start it.

World War I began in 1914

by CykaBlyat1991 June 27, 2022