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The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!
When two people feel such and extreme amount of love for one another their love is compared to the love of Chris and Drew, this love will be eternal, this is a love that you would feel for a mother or daughter (just a lot more intense) or even the love for a pet cave man.
WoW I've never seen people so happy together, oh yeah, that's Chris & Drew
US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten
Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S
Chris Tharby is very special
Usually a VCE computing teacher and it’s most common habitat is in his office preying on young children. He spends his days eating biscuits 24/7 and throwing pieces of chalk at kids. Usually a very sad, depressed individual and likes to call him self Buckers or Buckets.
Chris Bucknell just ate 3000 biscuits
Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris