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-This shit happens more than ten years after the fucking prequel.
-Humans invade Pandora.
-The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive.
-Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception).
-Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean.
-Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator.
-A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother).
-Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor.
-Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging.
-Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier).
-Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live.
-Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live.
-Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife.
-Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora.
-Jake and his family stay underwater.
Avatar: The Way of Water sucks ass. Read these spoilers instead.
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A show that was made by two inexperienced directors that added Jacob Sartorius and his wanna Mark Thomas the show, even going to such lengths of adding the slut of the generation, Loren Gray.
Person 1:Did you watch Water Is Wet?
Person 2: Wait, that show's still playing?
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If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Sweet Water is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in fields or hangout on back roads. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
Random person: "Did you go to Sweet Water High School?"
Sweet Water person: "Nah I went went to Thomasville."
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A lady's period, monthly, menstruation thingy.
I'm flowing red water.
The red water is due.
Aaaaarg I am leaking red water!
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The sweat that accumulates on the human taint.
Oh darn, my balls have covered in your murky waters
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Are you in you in your lady waters because your being a fuckin bitch
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pussy juice,usually green in color, with a nasty film on top due to old cum from the night before
after a long night with a quiefasourus, gary noticed he had an abundence of hot dog water on his shiznit
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