what in fuck tarnations

what you say when you are confused about something.

What in fuck tarnations are you doing?

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That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). The same thing as that's what she said or that's what he said just diffrent.

Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

or

Guy 1: EWW, it's all sticky.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

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That's what she failed.

A phrase that, while beginning in such a fashion as may warrant the proud declaration, "That's what she said," comes to be unusable in a sexual context, thus being a fail.

"It was really huge...but a good book overall."
"That's what she......failed."

"It was so hard to come up with examples"
"That's what she failed."

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whats your poison?

usually said by sleazy guys in bars as a way of asking to buy you a drink

"hey...What's Your Poison"
"baileys now feck off"

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whats up bro

Bro is something you call a "mongrel" or a brother aka your friend... or your greatest enemy if you feel me. But a whatsup means WHAT IS NEW asking your friend/enemy what is new. If a friend, then you are actually asking "whats new" but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less used as a threat as in "whatsup bro, i will tear your spine out you disgusting maniac". People who DO use the term whatsup bro to their friends are deemed mentally and physically insane, and are fit for only one place in this godless world... the highest security mental intitution.

Alex: Whats up bro (to friend)
Carl: Um... not much.... yeah hello police? take this maniac away from me... STAT....

Alex: Whats up bro (to enemy)
Mark: Ahh a challenge.... finally an opponent worthy of my skills.....

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errmm.. what the scallop?

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"

Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?

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What the Fu-Why

A phrase used the express suprise or disgust over a situation without trying to sound informal, insulting or obscene. So intead of fuck say Fu-Why

"What the Fu-Why"said Asli " I thought I had submitted this homework"

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