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A Defensive Back Who Feeds Off Of Wide Recievers
The Kid Corry Thomas is Just a ball hawk
Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.
Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher
When you get the courage to act differently than your norm in certain environments.
I only acted like a crazy lady at the game because I have environmental balls.
A meme originating from the YouTube channel Smosh. Supposed to be an exclamation phrase used to denote disappointment.
When you hang your balls into the mouth of a snoring friend and get-off on the rythmic vibration.
Dude I couldn't sleep because you where at it resperating like a chainsaw, so I started snore-balling your muppet mouth.
Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.
Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"
A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?