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Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface
*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!
A guy who is most likely gay. This person is very suspicious and homosexual. Sucks ass at Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege. Has no friends and is once again, gay.
John: That Alex kid is sus.
Alex: what?!
Tom: remember kids stay away from Alex.
Alex can be a big but hole sometimes, he is the biggest try hard anyone has ever met he never goes outside he just plays Xbox all day
Alex is the most try hard in the game
Very very gay, has a small cock and is a whore and he cheats a lot
Person 1:isn’t that Alex ur boyfriend kissing his “bestfriend”
Person 2:your right he’s such a whore
Alex is one of the worst people you will ever meet, he will not show you love or support and he is always a complete dick. If you ever find an Alex make sure to get rid of him right away.
Hey I found an Alex
Omg get rid of him right away he will ruin you