Chips From the Chocolate Fireball

1. An excellent throwback to the psychedelic rock of the 60s and 70s, authored in 1985 by the members of XTC under their pseudonym "The Dukes of Stratosphear". Includes the song "My Love Explodes".

2. The fragmented raft of brown detritus that lingers in the bowl after a particularly spicy meal sprints its way back to daylight.

I wish I could have been around when Chips From the Chocolate Fireball came out.

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

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chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

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Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

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chocolate covered prarie dog

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.

-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."

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Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

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triple chocolate threat theory

The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.

So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)

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