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The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them
Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David
DESIRABLE BROWN BOY WITH 9 INCHES UNDERNEATH THEM GREY SWEATS AND ADIDAS SHORTS.
"Davids so hot, I gotta get to know him!"
He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby
David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪
Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend
If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches
girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps