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The best lesbian sex position ever. You gotta just do it. Nothing else to it. It’s whatever you want it to be.
I did the upside down jelly with my girlfriend last night, best sex I’ve ever had.
This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
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When a man/woman has someone that is interested in them but the feelings are not reciprocated. Instead of moving on and finding someone new the interested man/woman sticks around. He/She will continue to do things for their crush like support them during other failed relationships, buying them things, trying to be around them a lot, taking them on dates that "aren't really dates". They might continue to profess their feelings for said crush over and over persistently until the crush realizes that there is no one out there that is more perfect for them than the person that they have been rejecting. Then and only then have They have been wore down.....
I kept telling him I didn't like him like that, but I think I am changing my my mind. He is wearing me down.
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When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.
Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
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Chill out. Relax. Take it down a notch.
Dude, you're all stressed out, take it down a thousand.
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Deepthroat with swallowing the load
Once she took all my man meat in. I gave her a down the throat float
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Happens when a male asks a female out and get brutally shot down.
Made famous by AC/DC's Shot Down in Flames
1:M Hey baby wanna come over to my place?
F Go To Hell!!!!
2:M I've known you since 5th grade...I love you.
F Who the fuck are you?! Get the hell away from me!!
If this happened to you, you got shot down in flames
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