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The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.
You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.
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A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..
Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"
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A glitch in Minecraft that the streamer, Ranboo has.
Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
"How did you place a grass block?"
"Silk touch hands."
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masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job
#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.
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When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.
"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."
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When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.
"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."
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A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.
A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
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