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when taking a wet shit and vomiting in a womans soaking wet vagina then putting a slurppy straw in and drinking it till its all gone!!
She got a blue waffle because I gave her a really hard Mexican super slurppy
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If your vehicle develops a brake line leak, the act of merely adding additional brake fluid after the pedal starts to go soft, instead of making proper repairs.
We were so wasted in Cabo that I didn't realize we needed to give the car a Mexican brake job before starting the drive home -- I nearly rear-ended several cars!
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During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.
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The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.
Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.
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A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog
Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...
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When you lean over and you reach your arm around your 6 kids to slap your pregnant and obese wife in the ass.
In the nearest slummiest corner 7/11 store, as his 6 kids were begging for Mango Chili Lollipops, Jose looked over to the obese and pregnant Rosa, and decided it was time to give her the Mexican Reach Around.
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noun
1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.
2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.
1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"
2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"
Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.
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