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whore hair

When a girl has bleach blonde hair with the underneath parts dyed jet black.

That nasty baby momma on Maury got some whore hair!

by babymomma6969 January 8, 2025


red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 February 17, 2016


skittle hair

Something that Lil Pump and 6ix9ine have.

It can also look alright in some circumstances.

Skittle hair, yeah.

by iGood October 3, 2018


Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018


scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 16, 2009


Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 24, 2024


A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by May 1, 2023