shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

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piss in my mouth

someone pissed in my mouth there is piss in my mouth this is shitty how am i talking

oh shit there is piss in my mouth

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The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

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piece of piss

something that you don't like, something that sucks, isn't fun & etc.

I hate this car, it's such a "piece of piss."

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pissing the night away

For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night

Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.

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god's piss

Blanche de Chambly beer. It can be bought in few locations in the United States, but can readily be found and consumed in Toronto, Canada.

My two boys and I were smacking on outrageously spicy hot wings in Toronto, Canada, admiring the picturesque blue day, when our beer pitcher of Blanche de Chambly arrived. We had never had this beer, and after the first mouth-watering moments of consuming it, my boy turned to me and said: "This beer is so fucking good that God must have pissed into the pitcher." Thus, god's piss was born.

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Throw down a piss

The act of urination by persons who announce this phrase.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back, I have to throw down a piss." or "Pardon me, but I must throw down a piss immediately."

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