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A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks
I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.
a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer
(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri
Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)
Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream
Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream
Man 2: yes you are very right
To give someone a handjob and make him cum.
David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .