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Quandale dingle here said David Ji
“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“
When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
That kid has david disease.
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
Of course someone is gonna search me up...
Just Davide Urbisci being himself
David Lantos is a quiet guy , but when it comes to music he can rock the house. He can easily construct you anything, but don’t dare ask him to scramble you eggs (unless you are not very hungry!).
If David Lantos can’t do it, then no one can!
ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?