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when you desperately need to fucking piss
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
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when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere
"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude
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To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.
Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.
Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."
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a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction
I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.
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something that you don't like, something that sucks, isn't fun & etc.
I hate this car, it's such a "piece of piss."
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For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night
Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.
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Blanche de Chambly beer. It can be bought in few locations in the United States, but can readily be found and consumed in Toronto, Canada.
My two boys and I were smacking on outrageously spicy hot wings in Toronto, Canada, admiring the picturesque blue day, when our beer pitcher of Blanche de Chambly arrived. We had never had this beer, and after the first mouth-watering moments of consuming it, my boy turned to me and said: "This beer is so fucking good that God must have pissed into the pitcher." Thus, god's piss was born.
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