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An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
When a cat totally screws over your couch.
Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!
He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN
Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN
gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"
me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan
My foot hair looked nast with those sandals