nipple chicken

A small carniverous asexual-hermaphroditic creature that has been found on every continant of the Earth, including Madagascar. It has the body of a chicken, but its feet are two large bulbous protrusions that look like breasts.

Did you hear about that nipple chicken attack last week?
Yeah! I read about it on the North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition's website, www.nipplechicken.tk!

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beach chicken

quoting a commentary by a female d.j. on a local classic rock station, "there are these young kids, like twelve years old, who go to the beach and give head to older guys"

Jay and Steve went over to the beach looking to get some beach chicken.

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eating chicken

living the good life, worry-free, leaving all of your troubles in the past

Having two broken arms was rough, but now I'm eating chicken. His dissertation took about 10 years, but now he's eating chicken.

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Chicken Bumps

Typcially a young girl whose pussy resembles the bumps on a chicken breast once the feathers are plucked.

That girl is too young for you. She probably still has chicken bumps.

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chicken dick

To be cool or awesome, Fly, the best of the best

Gerald: "Hey Josh did you see Fred do that triple backflip?"

Josh: "yeah! What a chicken dick! 😄"

Gerald: "let's go fuck him!"

Josh: "WTF queer? No... Fag"

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chicken biscuit

1) n. a stinky pussy
2) v. dress up as a peep and cover her in bisquick

"man, that girl the other night had a f*cking chicken biscuit."

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chicken winging

When driving with your window down in your car, Having your elbow and arm resting on the door.

I was driving down the street the other day, windows down, chicken winging like fark

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