Hit that bit for the gram

To hit dem folks for the gram (Instagram)

As one hits dem folks, people pull out the camera and shout out, "hit that bit for the gram".

hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)

evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams

hit my horn

Call my phone

Aiight bro, hit my horn later

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

hit the b?

Quick term for asking your friend if they want to smoke weed via bong later in the evening!

*text conversation*
person 1: hey what do u want to do tonight
person 2: hit the b?
person 1: yeah im down

hitting the sauce

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?

Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB

mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?

hitting the sauce

1) being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline

2) a synonym for 'hitting the fan'

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue hitting the sauce like that, our relationship will start hitting the sauce itself, and I'll kick you out of this house. I won't stand for it to have a pundit in my house.