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The man that we worship, he is the best at everything he does, and you can't deny that
Person 1: Hey, who's John beepus?
Person 2: foolish mortal, how could you not know who John beepus is, he is our Supreme overlord, the leader of divine intervention, and most importantly, the hottest man in the galaxy.
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cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john
1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew
2 - yea i really need a john
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Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.
Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!
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Is a outdoorsman who loves to hunt and build forts. He is a bearded man who loves his girl!
John Mraz was in the woods again today!
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1. A internet meme that people use when possible to annoy the shit out of people.
2. A WWE superstar.
Person 1- "hey who's that new kid?"
Person 2 - its...
Person 1- oh god
Person 2- JOHN CENA!!!!
Person 1- this why i hate you...
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Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.
He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.
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