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The process, after masturbation and ejaculation, of grasping the penis at or near the base, pulling the head towards the belly button, and abruptly forcing it forward. This results in the ejaculation flying off the penis and landing on whatever is a short distance away, which hopefully is just a floor.
Jic-n-flick saves time and is useful when no cleanup tools are available. It is not recommended, however, for people wearing expensive formal clothing, when near open food or drink, while in the same room as your sleeping grandfather, when in a room containing priceless artwork, or while performing open heart surgery.
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A shampoo that SUPPOSEDLY turns your hair curly after you use it. Note how they put "curling agents" in quotation marks....
gullible person: Hey, I just bought wash 'n curl!
cynical person: Hope you don't wake up bald tomorrow...
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When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!
That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.
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A style or form that's taken straight from the books, how-to-do guides, or from another person(s) with no difference or alteration.
Usually referring to (but not limited to) art styles, most often in the form of the typical anime style.
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"That girl's got such a cut-n-paste anime style; her style looks just like all the pictures in the 'How to Draw Manga' book."
"Your fashion sense is so cut-n-paste."
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known as the "buttah" for the niggas
nigga pass me that gold n' soft and my orange drink!
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this is a slice of cheese with bacon on top n taste extremely nice but no 1 in da world cn beat the ultimate beffing cheese n bacon sadwhich PHILL N MIKE MAKES!!!!
the is a cheese n bacon sandwhich on my table
i have to muches lets get a cheese n bacon sadwhich
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To be used when questioned by friends about what happened with a particular person on any given time or date . normally used when full sex has not taken part but everything else without being specific in the exact details .
billy " what happened with you and tracey last night"
bob " not much"
billy " bits-n-bobs?"
bob " yeah bits-n-bobs"
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