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Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.

Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018


diet dude bro

diet dude bro refers to someone who is very funny

have you seen dylan's new video? He acts like a diet dude bro

by hopey360 October 22, 2023

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Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.

Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"

by hdubb16 April 29, 2011


Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

by tim=him November 19, 2010

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Bro Code 476

a promise that is made between the lads, that is about their interest in a girl(s), that will not be shared under any circumstance, if shared this would be in violation of Bro Code 476 or BC476 for short. Punishable by exile.

i cant tell you, its in violation of BC476 (Bro Code 476)

by GreatCommissure June 10, 2021


bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.

Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.

by fuckyouscotty January 3, 2017


All Bro's Night

All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.

"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"

by DeadHeadHules November 23, 2016