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“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”
Somebody you don't like is constantly speaking to you? Then look no further to this month! Hit Stupid People Month is the month February where anybody who you dislike can get punched, kicked, and called stupid!
Anybody who you hit or send a link to this cannot send it back even if it has been years since the original sender sent the link or punched the other. So don't worry on getting pulled in.
Hey pal, watch your back during Hit Stupid People Month!
White people phrases are phrases used by white people, typically ones trying to sound cool or “dangerous.” They typically use words like champ, white chocolate, buddy, pal, or Oh brother!
Gavin was insulted in the burger king bathroom, and he said,” listen here buddy! You’re barking up the wrong tree!” The stranger responded,” stop saying white people phrases!”
Em dropped her vegan cereal, causing her to scream, ”UH OHHHHH SPAGHETTIO!”
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Cathie and Michael McGowan, parents of Patrick Spector McGowan.
Oh wow it's true, according to Urban Dictionary, it says here that Cathie and Michael McGowan are the best people on Earth.
Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.
Hey its kick short people october!
People of South Asia who have a tendency to be late everywhere they go. They don't care what event they're arriving late to except for the airport.
The wedding is at 7 pm but you know we're going to a brown wedding, so we're brown people time, it really starts around 8:30 pm.