poop sheet

A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.

1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.

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ghost poop

Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......

1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged

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poop sandwich

The act of defacating between two peices of rye bread, then topping it off with some fresh cum.

Guy 1: I'm so hungry

Guy 2: Want a poop sandwich?

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poop hole

a place one dislikes but is willing to settle for.

I'd rather be in a poop hole than this crappy hotel.

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poop land

1 - Fro's house
2 - Term used to descripe the horriblest, most vile place possible, that is covered in poop, and not just dog poop, but human poop too

"What did you do last night?"
"Went to poopland and got drunk again."

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poop dick

Also appearing at times as "poopdick", this word is descriptive of a human being who is so irritating that their mere presence is the equivalant of angry anal raping.

If that poopdick tries to high-five me one more time, I'm going to stick my ink pen in his throat.

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Coffee Poop

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.

Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!

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