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When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins
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whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man
tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?
becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).
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National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!
It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day
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July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”
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an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
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