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Something that every teenage boy is watching
“I was scratching my balls and suddenly got horny so I watched some porn”
Don’t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up “porn” on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
Porn is how you get horny it well just sex
but on the web that's all
I am going to watch porn to get horny or be better at having sex
ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.
Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD
Shit that ruins yo life. Get out of the trap, fool.
I jacked off to a porn video of a bitch with fake ass plastic tits last night, dawg, I don't care if I can't focus on work now.
One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.
Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.