eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

Tryin' ta eat?

When hearing people talk about food simply ask the question

Phil: Yeah lets go to burger king
Tommy: Hey, you tryin' ta eat?

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently

Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.

eating dirty

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.

Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.

Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

eating it awful

to eat something so often it just doesnt taste good anymore

Dude 1: "Man i usually love spaghetti, but i unintentionally was eating it awful."
Dude 2: " Damn man, same thing happened to me with doritos, shit aint good anymore.