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Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.

You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!

by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022


Michael

Very gay one with the only nanoest of shlongs yes

That man’s a Michael

by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022


Michael

Michael: Michael is a very outgoing person. He is someone who isn’t shy to do things. He’s not afraid to take risks or give his all. Michael’s are also very athletic. They like to do as much as they can to maintain a good body and skill set. Michael’s are also very caring. They know a way to a girls heart and are very good with their words. They put their best forward for people they love and care about. If you ever need advice go to a Michael they know what to do because they have the experience with juts about anything. You will be a very lucky friend if you have a Michael because he will always be there for you when you need him. If you have a Michael as a boyfriend then you already know you are the most specials d important girl in the world. He makes you feel completas and perfect. He loves everything about you and will never stop loving you not even after death. And if you have a Michael as a son/cousin/brother/family member you should be very proud of him. He always treats people with up most respect and never fails to impress. Anyone who has a Michael in their life should be very grateful

Person 1: isn’t Michael juts amazing

Person 2: ya he know everything

by Laddy January 2, 2023


Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 27, 2023


Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes michael breaking mirrors again all he is doing is looking at them. Weird.

by Giowise13 February 24, 2022


Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes Michael breaking mirrors again all he’s doing is looking in them. Weird.

by Giowise13 February 24, 2022


Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.

Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!

by Jackus Blackus December 7, 2022