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On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.
Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
Happy National Cum Sock Day.
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On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,
Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day
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National coming out day, November 31st.
All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.
You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.
If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.
Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?
Someone else: It’s National coming out day!
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April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style
Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day
Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now
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National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
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you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back
it’s national kick dick day!
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National Ball Grab Day- On April 16 2018 it is National Ball Grab day.
Walk by any guy, grab his balls “It’s national Ball Grab day”
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