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The oldest living thing ever.... at college. This is the person who came to college years before any other of his current classmates, and has seen over a generation of students graduate before him. He is more likely to get a prescription to Viagra before he gets a diploma Diploma. However, in his old and experienced age, their infinite wisdom and knowledge of the social dynamics of the collegiate atmosphere are invaluable.
Person 1: Who invited that 60 year old to the party?
Person 2: Relax dude, that's Father Time! He's the life of this party and can drink more than anyone!
Person 1: Well shit, I hope he doesn't steal any of our chicks!
Person 2: Yea right, he's old!
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A show that is Babyish and is on ABC3, Channel GO! and Cartoon Network. It is designed for12 year olds not 30 year olds
Hey lets watch adventure time! 'No I hate that show!'
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Term for a college guy. Who is a pimp and always right over shane tattersall. And not a sket, nothing happened
Happy time says 'its all a conspiracy'
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term used to describe the time spent waiting between your roommate using the toilet and the time when the smell has dissipated enough for you to go and use it yourself.
These last few months living with Cory I've been getting a lot of reading done in my brown time.
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It's time to go, guys.... break!
It's...................GO TIME!!
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Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
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Sex; Derived from the term stuffing someone like a turkey.
I'm horney, that must mean it's turkey time.
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