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you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
A nasty ass school, with bathrooms that look like meth labs. Ugly as bitches tryna start shit all the time. People selling fucking vapes. A bunch of god damn snakes. Ugly people acting cool. Teachers that make you write 5 mother fucking paragraphs for saying "bad words" such as DAMN. Yes im looking at you Mr #salad. My name is Kevin Delgado and you are watching Disney Chanel.
Dr.E.L.Whigham 1
National give your boyfriend head day
You know what day it is tomorrow? No why? its April 1st are you giving your boyfriend head. yawpp
The warriors blew a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers after LeBron just blocked Iguodala and Kyrie Irving killed C(hoke)urry with a three pointer and Kevin Love looked him down.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))