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The urge of sticking your fingers up a male/female asshole and licking their shit
Man, Shane anal finger bang that fat black bitch Nikki. His fingers smelled weird.
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Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
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The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?
Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!
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when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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what you get when attempting to fart, but you end up with a hershey squirt coming out instead.
i got a bad feeling that there is some post anal drip in my underwear after that last fart i let out!
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Similar to Butt Pirate and Rump Ranger but it could go for both sex.
Riley is an Anal Cowgirl
Austin is an Anal Cowboy (Cowgirl)
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Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
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