incredibly drunk
"you look chunked out of your bean"
when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out
man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night
when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses
Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!
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meaning you have a small penis
you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker
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To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.
"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"
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Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
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