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literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.
"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"
The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole
Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week
Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”
Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*
A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.
During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....
basically just putting up both middle fingers
Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!
Dan: Yikes!
To take shots or partake in heavy amounts of alcohol, often in celebration.
Guy 1: Whoa Johnny is really going wild tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah he was really killing birds earlier after he broke up with his girlfriend