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Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.
"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"
Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."
When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property
"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)
Spending quality time with yourself or a loved one inside of a motor vehicle through the night.
Drugs are usually involved, but not always.
Yeah, my girl and I couldn’t find a place to stay last night.. so we ended up car kicking it in Walmarts parking lot.
A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
When a woman had three of more dicks in a hole
Me and the boys had a great time clown carring Rachel last night