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A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.
The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.
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The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.
Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.
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The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.
Dave - "How was your weekend?"
Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."
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Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.
If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.
Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"
Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"
Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"
Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .
A place that is close to Jonesborough (Somewhat) and when asked where i live the reply is WHA!?! Thats a place? some of the boys here are jackasses most of which are named Justin.
P1:So where do you live,what city?
P2:Oh you know Johnson City,TN.
P1:Oh so hows Nashville?
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When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.
Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with
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Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.
Texas City High school? You mean the place where 8 fights happen in one week?
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