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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018


crack break

The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.

(German): A: Gemma CRACK PAUSE, Oida!!!

(English): A: Let's go and have a fucking crack break!!!

by Crack Maniac March 2, 2020


get cracked

Cracked
/krakt/ adj

Internet/gaming term for being insanely good at something

www. getcracked .gg

He's so good at the game, he doesn't miss! He always wins!

I'm trying to get cracked like that kid

by www.getcracked.gg May 30, 2023


PIKEY CRACK

When someone from gypsy decent creates homemade crack out of some left other crack and sawdust, usaly made very cheep and sold for more on the market.

"Do you have any of that Pikey Crack?"

by BigOldAl69 December 29, 2016


cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over

I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.

by Northlacountryman January 2, 2018


Cracking that

When a guy has been fucking a girl he may or may not be dating

"Yo Kaleb, you cracking that?"

by Potatoes toes September 14, 2023


I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school

I’m on crack means Fuck Jake paul

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019