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A man who undervalues women emotionally because he prefers the company of men to women intellectually. Emotionally, he is drawn to men and tends to surround his normal activities such as dining out, shopping, etc. with men; but usually he is heterosexual and his sexual preferences involve women.
Many emotionally gay men also use derogatory terms like "bitch" to describe women for lack of understanding them or relating to them.
And many are also suffering from a form of Madonna Whore syndrome because of issues with their own mothers.
Young men who need a "crew" are emotionally gay.
Men who stereotype women as "bitches and hoes" are emotionally gay
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a gay man, who rejects gay culture/life/art/music/pride day/movies/tv shows. someone who doesn't identify with the media's portrayal of gay life and the sensationalism.
Im gay, but do not believe in pride day and do not think it should exist, i have no gay friends, i am a gay homophobe.
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Gay Robot is a skit done by Adam Sandler and his buddies on his "Shh, Don't Tell" comedy album. It is also referenced on a poster in the movie, Grandma's Boy.
John: "Hey Gay Robot, want some tortilla chips?"
Gay Robot: "Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?"
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A phrase used to describe a woman's "best" male friend. In most cases the male in question is not homosexual. The friend is described as Gay to emphasize the fact that, although he is awfully close to the woman, he does not, and will never, be more than a friend to her. In most cases he couldn't be more than a Gay Friend even if he tried.
Being a Gay Friend is not an insult unless the friend in question wants to be something more. In that case he's fucked anyway (figuratively speaking).
A true Gay Friend is completely accepting and aware of his situation. He has no romantic feelings for the woman, and can be trusted to look out for her welfare in the absence of her significant other. In the best of scenarios the Gay Friend is good friends with that significant other, otherwise things tend to get awkward or confrontational. Gay Friends tend to get confrontational in general, they are overly mistrusting of the woman's other male friends, critically judging the motives behind their actions and noticing discrepancies in their attitude based on who is nearby.
In extreme cases he even doubts the sexuality of actual homosexuals, likely due to jealousy. A woman can only have one true Gay Friend, and each one fears being discarded for someone who doesn't have her best interest at heart.
Nick (NOT GAY): *Looks around, does not see Sarahh's boyfriend* Hi Sarah! *Gives Sarahh an unwarranted and too long hug* I haven't seen you since, like, thirty seconds ago.
Dale (Gay Friend {but also NOT GAY}): *Angry glare full of mistrust*
Nick: What? It's just a hug.
Dale: Yeah, and that's just like a penis, but smaller. Leave Sarahh alone Pie Grinder.
*Nick walks away. Not because he cares what Dale says, but because Sarahh's boyfriend is coming back and he's a pussy ass cock-knot.*
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One day, Dick and Rick decided to go to the bed.
"Wanna have gay sex?" asked Dick
"Sure, just be ready to fuck me real hard!" replied Rick
"Oh that feels good! Put it in more yeah baby! Put all your dick hair in it!" said Dick
"Same! Omg i feel like im doing drugs now!" said Rick
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1. Pornography depicting sexual situations between 2 or more men.
2. A short sentence used to stress fusturating or annoying situations. It is typically repeated; first at a normal tone of voice, then at a much higher, annoyed one.
1. Hey Johnny lets go watch some gay porn, then masturbate together.
2. Noooo! Why isn't this working! Gay porn. Gay porn!!
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a queer so flamboyant as to be extra gay.
Your dad is a gay fag, hence the fact that you are half gay.
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