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its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now
n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
and
"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"
To persuade
If you want the boss to fund the annual retreat you've really got to gong his balls!
Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
The main line said by Jamie Charlotte, a female version of James Charles from an alternate universe.