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January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them
Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day
on this day you have to kiss your girlfriend 😦
you: can i kiss you?
gf: yes because it’s kiss your girlfriend day
National have you boyfriend kiss you day!! Hahaha!
Hey Lincoln kiss me on Monday kiss your bf today
You have to kiss your bf today
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A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was awesome!
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Everyone must kiss big man Jadon on his gamer lips on Oct.21
I can’t wait for national kiss Jadon day!!!
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refering to literaly to get on your knees and kiss a nigga's ass
usualy used after you ask a nigga somthing they dont want to do
me:Hey ShaWonda, i think its time you give me a BJ
ShaWonda:Well you can kiss my black ass, cracka
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refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
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