eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

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One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

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one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

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one true pairing

also know as OTP. It is your favorite relationship in a fandom. It is the couple that fans prefer over all others.

Topanga and Cory are my One True Pairing in Boy Meets World.

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shoot a fair one

When two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in.

There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...

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take one for the meme

Voluntarily placing oneself in an awkward and possibly compromising photo with the premeditated intent of creating a meme out of said photo.

(Bro's 1 and 2 are posing for a photo by Eiffel Towering some chick)

(Bro 3 jumps in on the photo creating an awkward situation for everyone involved)

Bro 1 - "Dude, that was pretty damn gay, bro."

Bro 3 - "Relax fool! Just let me take one for the meme. It'll be hilarious later."

Bro 2 - "Oh no shit?? Hell yeah dogg."

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one of our own

Part of a chant used by football fans to describe a player who grew up around their area as well as rising through the ranks of the club. Notably used in Tottenham Hotspur fans' chant for Harry Kane

Hes one of our own, hes one of our own, Harry Kane, hes one of our own

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